Tony LaRussa’s daughter, Bianca, tried out for the Oakland Raiders’ cheerleading squad and made the team. Bernie Miklasz from the Post-Dispatch has the details: “La Russa’s oldest daughter, Bianca Tai, surprised her dad and the family by trying out for the Oakland Raiders cheerleaders. And she made the squad. No surprise, given her extensive training and background in dance.”
Out of all the coaches and managers in professional sports, I hate Tony LaRussa more than any of them. He has a smug attitude about him that just makes me want to take a swing at him everytime I see his face. I'm sure a lot of my anger comes from the fact that he is a better manager than any Cubs manager...ever.
I've always wanted Tony to eat some humble pie. And he had a little taste of that after his DUI, when he fell asleep at a red light. But since I don't consider DUI's a real crime, I didn't find any satisfaction in it. But after seeing these picks of his daughter, I think the only way to really get under Tony's skin is to fuck his daughter. And since that probably isnt going to happen, I'm happy to wait till Darren Mcfadden and Michael Bush take turns on her. At least this time I wont have to worry about which one to start...fucking Rb platoons.
- Update by Les
Now on to other daughters who need to get fingered. It makes sense. Jocks get hot chicks, and a hot mom is a great starting point.
Paulina Gretsky
Stephanie Turner - daughter of Norv Turner
Brittny Gastineau - Reality whore and Daughter of NFL def lineman Mark Gastineau
Elizabeth Montana - Daughter of reputed dick Joe Montana
Rachel Bradshaw - daughter of the well spoken and contrite Terry Bradshaw
Tracy Phillips, daughter of wade phillips. (She better be counting calories everday to be safe)
Nicki Meyer - Daughter of urban meyer. (the one I'd like to fuck the most. I do not dislike Urban, but he seems like he would take it the worst)
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