Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Of course it works. Has anyone seen Mandingo in action?




Hayden Panettiere is letting people know "where there is a will, there is a way" 

I get the prudest people coming up to me and they’re like, ‘Does it work?’ Yeah, it works. We find a way,” the Heroes alum said.
DeGeneres, 53, couldn’t believe fans would ask Panettiere about her sex life. “I know what you’re talking about, but I’m in shock!”
“Where there is a will, there is a way!” Panettiere quipped about sex with Klitschko



Meaning her giant 6'6 boyfriend is able to bang her 5'1 frame.  I mean he is 6'6 and white.  6'6 is just a 2 guard in the NBA and I will promise you those guys are not making sure that their passengers "must be this tall to ride."  Shaq is 7 feet tall and and his girlfriend is 5'2.  Regardless of any of this, Mandingo has a 3 foot dick im pretty sure, and gets by all right. 

Also I wonder how you take a shit in some toilets, I feel like you would have to hold your dick up and let it hang over your wrist (like you are a snooty salesman displaying an expensive tie) so it can pee without touching the botton of the toilet bowl.  All this leads back to remidning me what I disappointment I must be.

-Les Anderson

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