This is just getting to be too much

So I guess Bradley Cooper is fluent in French now. 

Things we know about Cooper.

He is 6'1 and ripped
He dates a bevy of hollywood actresses
The Hangover 1 and 2 will probably gross close to a billion dollars
He went to Georgetown, where he was a medalist on the men's heavyweight crew team
He is devastatingly handsome
And he speaks fluent French

Time to even things back up.  "Hello, is this Rosetta Stone?"

-Les Anderson